Awful Reddit Confessions – The Internet's Darkest, Funniest, and Most Unhinged Overshares 💀
Perfect for YouTube Shorts, TikTok, Instagram Reels, or even a podcast segment. These kinds of confessions hit hard — either emotionally scarring or comedy gold.

🎥 Format for Viral Content
Title screen / intro:

"This Reddit Confession Broke My Brain"

"Why are people allowed to post things like this?!"

"I wish I could unread this..."

Read dramatically (bonus if you do voices or text-to-speech)

React with your face/cut-ins:

Use zoom-ins, slow blinks, long sighs

Cut to "therapy needed" memes or reactions

End with a punch:

"And that's enough Reddit for today."

"Jail. Immediate jail."

🔥 Real (or Realistic) Awful Reddit Confessions
Here's a few to get your series going:

💩 1. "I poop at work to feel like I'm getting paid for something."
"Every time I clock in, I immediately go to the bathroom. It's how I rebel against capitalism. I'm up to 7 poop breaks a day."

🐟 2. "I told my ex I flushed our dead fish... but I ate it."
"It was just lying there... I had sushi on my mind. I pan-fried it and acted like I was grieving."

🤖 3. "I flirt with AI bots to practice for real conversations."
"My chatbot is more emotionally supportive than any person I've ever dated. I think we're in love."

🥄 4. "I used to chew on forks in restaurants and put them back."
"Not even when I was mad. Just... because."

👻 5. "I fake sleep paralysis so my family thinks our house is haunted."
"They won't make me do chores if they think I'm being tormented by demons."

🧠 Where to Find These Confessions
Subreddits like:

r/confession

r/TrueOffMyChest

r/TooAfraidToAsk

r/AskReddit (comment sections go crazy)

Or create fictional confessions that sound eerily real — perfect for satire.

🎯 Want More?
I can give you:

10–20 wild confessions (real or written for you)

Video script templates (dramatic, sarcastic, dark humor)

A caption + hook list to go viral on TikTok or YouTube